Beer Haiku Friday - Scary as Ale

It is, apparently, Halloween so a suitably spooky Beer Haiku seemed in order. This one pokes a bit of gentle fun at the Americans inexplicable infatuation with pumpkin ales, particularly at this time of the year. It is called "Scary as Ale":

crack a seasonal
Why is that pumpkin staring?
drinking his brother

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