The Best Beer Names Ever

A fantastic little article in the St Petersburg Times by Joey Redner called "the 10 best beer names ever." Samples include:

McQuire's I'll Have What The Gentleman On The Floor Is Having Barley Wine The name is a subtle hint that at 12 percent alcohol by volume, this beer is meant to be sipped. If you can drink it faster than you can say it, slow down!

Wasatch Polygamy Porter The slogan explains perfectly why this is the coolest beer name ever: "Why have just one?" I have big love for this beer's name.

On a New Zealand list I'd be thinking of beers like Lighthouse Fugnose, Mussel Inn's Bitter Ass, Epic Mayhem...